my new roommate is a senior and like. the textbook example of being put together. wow. i wish i was her but i just feel like a real dumbshit around her bc i'm a mess
— 15 Dec 20:15

she's already back from somewhere and i'm still in bed reading aus there's nothing i want more than death of embarrassment
— 16 Dec 11:57

oh no she's cooking now,,, i know julia is my foster mom already but can my roomie like. co-parent
— 16 Dec 12:37

SHE FED ME A CROISSANT LISTEN MY POOR GAY HEART CAN ONLY HANDLE SO MUCH
— 16 Dec 16:06

see? i don't really need much. be a (cute) girl, feed me a croissant and i'm yours
I DAMN WISH I WAS JOKING BUT I'M SO TIRED I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO TAKE CARE OF ME OKAY